Old farts like me aren't married. After a couple of marriages and raising two sons some of the romance goes out of your life. When the boys left I just took to shacking up with topless dancers. I've even sworn off the dancers now and have replaced them with a friendly dog. Stan
On Fri, 18 Oct 2002 20:53:53 -0700 "Aristotle Sagan" <killer_jupiter@hotmail.com> writes: > > It's Friday... What's your significant other's email address? > > just curious. > > *L* > > tim in san jose > > > > > > >From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > >Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > >To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > >Subject: Re: The Ultimate cooker... > >Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 19:43:57 -0500 > > > >Back in the 70s while at a dinner party as a guest I wandered into > the > >kitchen and noticed the hostess washing dishes. > >I ventured a comment to the host "don't you have a dishwasher?" > >His reply "Sure she's right there at the sink". > >You guessed it, on my next visit there was a shiny new dishwasher > >installed. > >Some things are best left unsaid. > > > >Stan Wilder > > > >On Fri, 18 Oct 2002 20:27:30 EDT John Carpenter > <Trvlr2001@AOL.COM> > >writes: > > > In a message dated 10/18/02 9:58:26 AM, pokey@VANAGON.ORG > writes: > > > > > > << I have a Coleman Griddle >> > > > > > > An utterly useless device for anything other than heating > frozen > > > waffles. > > > Especially when I cant cook worth a darn! > > > Now then In my estimation, > > > The Ultimate cooker keeps me company, on course?, and warm & > fuzzy > > > at night! > > > Now, If I can just get her to get up first, turn on the heater > & > > > make the > > > coffee! > > > And Dont you dare tell her I said this!!!!!!! > > > John C. > > > SLC, UT > > > 85 Westaru... > > > PS: Soon to be eating cold beans out of the can ;) > > > > > > > > > >________________________________________________________________ > >GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > >Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > >Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > >http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Surf the Web without missing calls! Get MSN Broadband. > http://resourcecenter.msn.com/access/plans/freeactivation.asp > > > ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. |
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