Date:         Fri, 18 Oct 2002 08:34:14 -0700
Reply-To:     Bill Kasper <dragonlist@IPMTS.UCSC.EDU>
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From:         Bill Kasper <dragonlist@IPMTS.UCSC.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Test results (Friday NVC)
Comments: To: Hector Zapata <volkyless@HOTMAIL.COM>
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hector, i don't have a mailing address to send you your lower grill and
lights...

please pmail it to me at home:  cikasper@cruzio.com

thanks.
bill


On Friday, October 18, 2002, at 08:06 AM, Hector Zapata wrote:

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> The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
> checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists...
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> Two men and a woman.
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> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
> your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this
> room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, Kill Her!!!"
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> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
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> The agent said, Then you're not the right man for this job."
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> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
> came out with tears in his eyes , "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
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> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
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> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
> were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
> banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her
> brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks, I had to beat him to
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> MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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