Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 18:29:19 -0700
Reply-To: Aristotle Sagan <killer_jupiter@HOTMAIL.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: Aristotle Sagan <killer_jupiter@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: Friday News Flash ............. just some stuff.
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Cousin Stan,
We are PROGRESSIVE here in San Jose. You aren't allowed to pave over your
lawn anymore, nor park on the grass. And ya can't park on the dirt neither.
Matter of fack, can't be no plain dirt. Gotta have grass or some other type
of veggytation. Of course we don't get any more rain that most of TexASS so
it means the wooter bills are gonna be sky high.
The redeeming point of this whole law is yo can now legally park yer RV or
boat or Vanagon Westy (RVC) in your driveway or make a new drive next to yer
house. That use to be a no no.
I is glad Poppy has a good time. Our 16 YO chicago street dog 'Git' can't
even see the van anymore. Nor hear it. It's hell getting old.
Well, at least you have a choice fer govner. We get to vote for...
oh never mind. I always look down the ballot and see who would like to have
at least three votes and then make his day.
It's usually the Free Green Universalist Natural Party Canidate.
Protest comes in many ways, eh?
At least I'm not in TexASS...
Fondly,
Cousin tim
>From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
>Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
>To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
>Subject: Friday News Flash ............. just some stuff.
>Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 12:28:27 -0500
>
>Poppy (the puppy) is learning a tough lesson in life. The Squirrels,
>Opossums or even the Cats are stealing her chew bones when she leaves
>them unattended in the back yard.
>Poppy doesn't like the 66 Splittie, there is nowhere that she can sit and
>see out of the van. She's ok with the Vanagon because the seats are
>higher and she can see out.
>The Texas politicians are slinging wet cow patties now that they've
>thrown everything else at each other in preparation for the upcoming
>governors elections. I believe that Texans invented the Organic Frizby
>back in about 1945.
>One candidate, Sanchez, has spent 65 million of his own money trying to
>get elected. Sanchez is about as Mexican as Lannie Grenier. (check my
>spelling)
>The incumbent Governor (left by George Bush Jr.) ran Farmers Insurance
>Company out of Texas leaving 220,000 homeowners looking for replacement
>insurance at higher rates.
>Lindon Johnson enabled many Texans to become immortal during his reign as
>Governor, Senator and President. There were many Dead Texans that showed
>up at the polls to cast their vote. Wonder if these new politicians have
>the power to resurrect the dead like ole' Lindon.
>If you're visiting Texas and you see a bunch of suit and tie guys
>wandering around cemeteries with note pads they're getting ready for a
>resurrection of the dead on election day.
>One candidate on the TV says he's going to get rid of Internet Porn just
>at the same moment I'm deleting my unsolicited porn in my e-mail. They'll
>use that to invent a way to charge you for every E-mail that you send.
>Just like Alcohol, Cigarettes and Drugs the government will turn its head
>if they get their share of the gold.
>Hola! Senior. Austin Texas has a law that states that there can only be
>one vehicle per licensed driver 'in your driveway'. This of course
>excludes vehicles you hide in your garage or those you park on the
>street, in your back yard. If you're lucky enough to have ten licensed
>drivers living in your two bedroom home you can pave your front yard for
>parking and that is becoming common place.
>
>Stan Wilder
>
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