Date:         Fri, 15 Nov 2002 10:50:20 -0800
Reply-To:     pensioner <al_knoll@PACBELL.NET>
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From:         pensioner <al_knoll@PACBELL.NET>
Subject:      Re: VW vs Rolls
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The Hon. Winston Ponsonby-Smythe and his wife is touring the Transvaal...

G. Nashly Cogswell is also in country in his Paddy Hopkirk Rallye Monte
Carlo Mini Cooper 1275S on his way to RSA to pick up the last of the Kombi
syncro 5cyl TDIs and some spares for his Spagthorpe Whippet.  As he
approaches a walled alleyway a dandy liveried Rolls rudely pulls out just in
front of his turn. Luckily the hydroelastic suspension and 8" wide minilites
allowed him to take evasive action in time to avoid wrinkling the paintwork
on the bonnet.  From the lofty cabin of the rolls a portly matron scowls
"pig!".

Cogswell flashes his most significant digit, screams back "SOW!", and WFO
drifts around the corner scattering gravel with the deafening snarl of the
1275 at full chat...directly into the side of  the largest warthog on record
in the region.

Wife looks at Winston and mutters..."no respect, those colonials"

pensioner (BRG with Union Jack on top, PH RMC Mini in a previous life)