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Date:         Thu, 5 Dec 2002 00:18:45 -0800
Reply-To:     Jere Hawn <jbrschawn@EARTHLINK.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Jere Hawn <jbrschawn@EARTHLINK.NET>
Subject:      Re: Crunch, I hit a deer
Comments: To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
In-Reply-To:  <20021203.235335.456.7.wilden1@juno.com>
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Stan,

Your not supposed to breed with cows and how did an the insurance get mixed up in a divorce settlement? After I got my visa and moved the US from Texas I haven't been back (well maybe a few times) and you forgot to mention tube steak with the rattles still attached.

Jere

-----Original Message----- From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com] On Behalf Of Stan Wilder Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 9:54 PM To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM Subject: Re: Crunch, I hit a deer

We keep all of our road kill down here in Texas. Dogs for Tacos, Cats for stew, Squirrel for Chicken Fried Tree Rat, Pigeons *Squab*, Deer for a mix of beef, chicken, turkey, port mixed for sausages (Taste like paste). We just use the Armadillos to make purses, Raccoons to make hats and Possums to serve tourists at Cracker Barrel Restaurants. We try to avoid Cows because they all have a long heritage of breeding and will cost your insurance company about $25,000.00, same with horses, mules, donkeys all very special breed to be worth mucho dionero. Cats that have been squashed flat for more than three days are termed sail cats cause that is about all you can do, peel them up and sail them like a Frisby.

Stan

On Tue, 3 Dec 2002 13:57:10 -0800 Mike Miller <mwmiller@CWNET.COM> writes: > Tim, > > You have to understand, deer kills in North Carolina are like > programmers in crosswalks kills in San Jose. They're so common that > after a while you're > tired of the meat and don't keep them any more. > > Mike > > On 12/3/02 1:27 PM, "Aristotle Sagan" <killer_jupiter@HOTMAIL.COM> > wrote: > > > Clarence, > > Sounds like time for some of them killer driving lights in the SA > grill > > setup. > > > > Probably cost you less in the end. > > > > Did you get to keep the deer? > > > > tim in san jose > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> From: Clarence J Falarski <lamont@MINDSPRING.COM> > >> Reply-To: Clarence J Falarski <lamont@MINDSPRING.COM> > >> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > >> Subject: Crunch, I hit a deer > >> Date: Wed, 4 Dec 2002 04:04:27 -0500 > >> > >> Greetings fellow listies. > >> > >> You guessed it, Saturday I hit a dear dead center. Sad to report > that it > >> was fatal for the 4 pointer. I felt really bad but it was 100% > >> unavoidable......... Could have been a lot worse than it was.. > >> > >> Minor sheet metal damage that I have already repaired. > >> > >> I NEED...... FOR A 1990 MULTI........ > >> > >> 1. A FRONT BUMPER FIBERGLASS ( RUBBER ) > >> 2. UPPER GRILL > >> 3. LOWER GRILL > >> 4. COMPLETE LEFT SIDE HEADLIGHT MOUNTING > >> ASSEMBLY, OUTSIDE LENS NEEDED ONLY. > >> > >> Please e me with what you have, the condition and the price. > >> > >> Regards. > >> Clarence > >> 1990 multi > >> Pinehurst, NC. > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* > > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail > > > >

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