Date:         Fri, 6 Dec 2002 22:11:33 -0400
Reply-To:     Malcolm Stebbins <Malcolm.Stebbins@MSVU.CA>
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From:         Malcolm Stebbins <Malcolm.Stebbins@MSVU.CA>
Subject:      Re: Friday... English lessons...
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May bee not awl of ewe guys have seen this:

Owed to the Spell Checker

I have a spelling checker -
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad to no.
Its vary polished in it?s weight,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
And now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Each fray come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The checker poured o?re every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
That?s why aye brake in two averse
By righting wants too0 pleas.
So now ewe sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas.