Date: Sun, 2 Feb 2003 23:15:08 -1000
Reply-To: Ed Sato <edsato@JUNO.COM>
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From: Ed Sato <edsato@JUNO.COM>
Subject: Re: Open letter to Larry Chase:
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Stan
You are the best story teller this side of the Mississippi. Sorry about
your loss and remember when you hit rock bottom there is only one way to
go.......up! Aloha, Ed Sato
On Sun, 2 Feb 2003 17:44:26 -0600 Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> writes:
> Open letter to Larry Chase:
> Remember that T shirt I bought from you?
> Well, let me lay this story on you.
> I believe in lucky things, like a lucky neck tie, lucky jockey
> shorts,
> lucky jackets, lucky houses and several other lucky things.
> I put that T shirt on this morning and my tenant called to tell me
> that
> my rental building burned last night (my retirement income up in
> smoke),
> yes I was insured but nobody wins in insurance negotiations.
> Then after surveying the damage I came home to split the engine away
> from
> the tranny on the 66 Westie.
> While wobbling the engine while it was on a jack and me under the
> van
> doing the wobbling I pinched my fingers between the down wobble and
> up
> wobble between the engine and tranny. I immediately scratched 'O
> God' and
> he was right there to help, the fingers came free as the engine fell
> on
> my ankle bruising it pretty good.
> Engine exodus completed I loaded it in my Westy rear floor without
> any
> events.
> After seeing myself in the mirror and watching the dog flee in
> fright I
> decided to wash my clothes. Then I set the presoak as I undressed
> and
> loaded the washer. I went directly to the bathroom to shower and
> into the
> shower about three minutes the hot water cycled on the washing
> machine
> presoak from hot to cold and the hand held shower head (required for
> Mon)
> was spraying at my mid section. Well I got a lot of scalding hot
> water
> right quick on my genitalia .......... Ouch!.
> Achieving some semblance of humanity I set the oven for preheat to
> have a
> tasty cardboard flavored frozen pizza.
> Wouldn't you know it, a goodly paper cut while opening the pizza
> box
> right on the finger I use to pick my nose.
> I felt so strongly about warning you about the potentials of
> wearing
> those T shirts that I can smell my Pizza reaching the third stage
> of
> becoming pure carbon, yet I'm committed to posting this warning.
>
> Stan Wilder
>
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