Stan, I think you are mistaking punishment for being a slum lord to getting bad luck from a T-shirt. It's also bad Karma for not posting this on a Friday instead. You do not need your finger to pick your nose. Just locate a suitable large wasp nest and sniff around. I guarantee you won't be picking much after that. Take the money from your insurance company and buy a bunch of Westies to rent to visiting listmembers. That should atone for your sins. As for your shower mishap, I heard you didn't have much to lose anyway. Stop being so cheap and take your van to the local mechanic who knows what he/she is doing. That's the best way to avoid smashed fingers. Oh yeah. Best remedy for paper cuts is a squeeze of suitably sour lemon with a dash of Tabasco. Enjoy, BenT slumlord-in-training. CEO for "Stanthuleville". we feature dead aircooled vanagon westies with perfect bodies welded together for your sleeping displeasure. email wilden1@juno.com for rates and reservations. |
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