Date: Sun, 2 Feb 2003 17:34:04 -0800
Reply-To: Ian X <whatsinaname920@YAHOO.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: Ian X <whatsinaname920@YAHOO.COM>
Subject: Re: Open letter to Larry Chase:
In-Reply-To: <20030202.174427.1268.13.wilden1@juno.com>
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ROFLOL!!
--- Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> wrote:
> Open letter to Larry Chase:
> Remember that T shirt I bought from you?
> Well, let me lay this story on you.
> I believe in lucky things, like a lucky neck tie,
> lucky jockey shorts,
> lucky jackets, lucky houses and several other lucky
> things.
> I put that T shirt on this morning and my tenant
> called to tell me that
> my rental building burned last night (my retirement
> income up in smoke),
> yes I was insured but nobody wins in insurance
> negotiations.
> Then after surveying the damage I came home to split
> the engine away from
> the tranny on the 66 Westie.
> While wobbling the engine while it was on a jack and
> me under the van
> doing the wobbling I pinched my fingers between the
> down wobble and up
> wobble between the engine and tranny. I immediately
> scratched 'O God' and
> he was right there to help, the fingers came free as
> the engine fell on
> my ankle bruising it pretty good.
> Engine exodus completed I loaded it in my Westy rear
> floor without any
> events.
> After seeing myself in the mirror and watching the
> dog flee in fright I
> decided to wash my clothes. Then I set the presoak
> as I undressed and
> loaded the washer. I went directly to the bathroom
> to shower and into the
> shower about three minutes the hot water cycled on
> the washing machine
> presoak from hot to cold and the hand held shower
> head (required for Mon)
> was spraying at my mid section. Well I got a lot of
> scalding hot water
> right quick on my genitalia .......... Ouch!.
> Achieving some semblance of humanity I set the oven
> for preheat to have a
> tasty cardboard flavored frozen pizza.
> Wouldn't you know it, a goodly paper cut while
> opening the pizza box
> right on the finger I use to pick my nose.
> I felt so strongly about warning you about the
> potentials of wearing
> those T shirts that I can smell my Pizza reaching
> the third stage of
> becoming pure carbon, yet I'm committed to posting
> this warning.
>
> Stan Wilder
>
>
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