Date:         Fri, 21 Feb 2003 14:54:43 -0800
Reply-To:     fortinoj@SPEAKEASY.NET
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From:         Joseph Fortino <fortinoj@SPEAKEASY.NET>
Subject:      Re: Pure Friday
Comments: To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
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2 banger or 1 banger?? LOL toooo good

thanks,

Mr Mom

On 21 Feb 2003, Stan Wilder wrote:

> There were these two SUV owners that had a
> really great SUV with thousands of dollars
> invested in accessories ........... so many
> accessories that they were asked to drive in a
> parade and show off their unique vehicle.
> Things turned badly driving at 2 mph in the
> parade and the two guys had to abandon their
> vehicle because it overheated so badly. Being
> many miles from home they inquired about
> transportation to the end of the parade route
> since no auto wrecker could get to their
> vehicle for many hours. A nice fellow name
> Fiad loaned them a camel for the rest of the
> parade. The camel was gentle and it only took
> a few blocks for the guys to get adjusted to
> the sea cruise motion of the camel walking.
> Just as the parade route was ended and things
> were breaking up, it was necessary now to stop
> for red lights. Since the camel had been
> through thousands of parades he new the
> routine and stopped at a red light. There was
> automobile traffic mixed with parade vehicles
> and exotic animals at this break out parade
> stretch. While the camel was stopped a man in
> a convertible sitting next to the Camel, said
> to his wife "Look at the two ass holes on that
> camel", not being familiar with camels the two
> SUV guys got off, walked around to the back of
> the camel and lifted his tail to look. "'Y'
> that is strange said that he should say that,
> one SUV guy to the other, I only see one."
> Poor SUV were deserted right then when the
> light changed and the camel left them standing
> there looking bewildered.
>
> I hesitate to put my name on this one.
>
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