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Date:         Fri, 7 Mar 2003 20:15:59 -0600
Reply-To:     Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Subject:      Re: [WetWesties]VW-LEGACY/USA-Proverb Friday
Comments: To: j_rodgers@CHARTER.NET
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There was this California guy that happened upon a magic lamp while walking on the beach. When he wiped the sand off it inspired the genie to appear. The genie said "you have three wishes". The California guy said Cool ............. For my first wish I want $100,000,000.00 For my second wish I want to look like Brad Pitt Each of the wishes came true immediately. The genie said "and now your third wish?". The guy sat down on the beach and started thinking seriously and sat for hours and hours thinking. Then he jumped up and said "I got it!". The genie said "About damn time". The California guy said "I want my, thing to touch the ground". The genie said "Thing, what thing?" The guy dropped his swim trunks and said "This thing you stupid ass hole". The genie said "Your should always respect your elders son, but I'm tolerant so I'll grant your wish". The guy said OK get with it and the genie waved his arms real wide then brought them down in a very fast stroke". There was a puff of smoke and the genie was gone, the lamp was gone and when the California guy looked down his legs were 4" long". Moral to this story " Be specific".

On Fri, 7 Mar 2003 18:48:36 -0600 John Rodgers <j_rodgers@CHARTER.NET> writes: > I wouldn't touch this with Stan's 4 inch erection even if the view > is > better!! :-) > > John Rodgers > 88 GL Driver > > Stan Wilder wrote: > > >mitch pec wrote: I have a dream that POWER of LOVE will SURMOUNT L > O V E > >of P O W E R!!! > > > > > >>>Peace/VW motto > >>> > >>> > >--------------------- Clip ------------------------ > >I find that my love life improved significantly when I found a > deaf > >girlfriend that owned a Porsche Dealership, a condo in Monaco and > a > >liquor store. > >I hate these computers. > >We used to go to some really neat places when I phoned in the > >reservations ......... now she does the reservations on the > computer and > >our destinations are pretty blah! > >I'm seriously thinking about dumping here for this neat Blind girl > that > >studdddders and wears mini skirts because she doesn't know the > style > >changed. > >------------------- > >Now for the Friday content, I installed a front wheel bearing in > my > >Westy. > > > >Stan Wilder > >83 Air Cooled Westy > > > >________________________________________________________________ > >Sign Up for Juno Platinum Internet Access Today > >Only $9.95 per month! > >Visit www.juno.com > > > > > > > >

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