Date:         Tue, 3 Jun 2003 14:12:41 +0100
Reply-To:     "Morrison, Peter" <Peter.Morrison@CAPITA.CO.UK>
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From:         "Morrison, Peter" <Peter.Morrison@CAPITA.CO.UK>
Subject:      FW: Don't know why, but this one tickles me
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George Bush is doing a tour of some American schools and after giving a talk
to one class,
his aide asks if there are any questions for the president.
After a brief time a little boy puts his hand up. "yes son, what's your
name"
"Billy, Sir"
"And you have a question for me"
"Actually I have 3 questions"
"OK" says the president
" How did you get to be president if Al Gore got more votes than you?
 Why have you not found Osama Bin Laden yet?
And where are are the weapons of mass destruction that are supposed to be in
Iraq?"
With this the lunch bell rings!
Ok says the aide time for lunch, see you all  after the break.
After lunch back in the class there is still time for questions. After
Quite a while another boy puts his hand up.
"Yes son" says the president, "do you have a question for me?"
"Actually I have 5 questions sir"
"ok son, go ahead"
" How did you get to be president if Al Gore got more votes than you?
Why have you not found Osama Bin Laden yet?
And where are are the weapons of mass destruction that are supposed to be
In Iraq?
Why did the lunch bell go 30 minutes early today?
And where's Billy?"


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