Date:         Sun, 15 Jun 2003 10:30:12 -0700
Reply-To:     wilden1@JUNO.COM
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From:         Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
Subject:      Re: Larry Chase - Abducted by aliens?
Comments: To: albell@UVIC.CA
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The aliens had Larry for about two months back.
After extensive testing to determine how his brain worked and how he
functioned.
They discovered that he would hardly move, speak or think without the
presence of an electronic devise in his hands.
In a medical evaluation form, they stated the human race had abandoned
walks in the park, holding hands, hugging, looking at the stars in
amazement, swimming, reading anything more than 120 words on a screen.
The summary farther stated that most people could not function in daily
life without credit cards, TV, fast food, prepared frozen foods, chips
and dips. Without the feedback from electronics either in their hand or
within three feet of them the human race became bored, despondent and
down right testy when approached for general conversation.
They note from information secured from brain splitting procedures that
Hr, Chase had left his home in a specialized vehicle to commune with
nature and take a break from the new reality of Earth. Mr. Chase missed
the boat on that one because he's still held slave to his cell phone,
computer, microwave popcorn popper, television and recorded music. One
comment that was very poignant is "Mr. Chase has started a complete new
trend in human behavior, Communion with Silicone Valley".
I'm just hoping that they don't take Larry behavior as the control
scenario for the whole human race.
Larry was released unharmed and unmarked by the in depth probing and
interrogations, then there is this: While on board the spaceship, Larry
pilfered several very important electronic devises from the Aliens.

Stan Wilder

On Sat, 14 Jun 2003 16:12:38 -0700 Alistair Bell <albell@UVIC.CA> writes:
> So I get a call from someone purporting to be Larry Chase, says he's
> off the
> Anacortes-Sidney ferry and could he drop in?
>
> I say of course, and give directions to my house, at the most 10 5
> minutes
> from where he called from.
>
> One hour later I flag down a loaded white Syncro Westy at the head
> of my
> driveway and talk to the driver, a dazed and somewhat confused
> bearded
> fellow. He claims he is Larry Chase.
>
> But I wonder?
>
> I see the laptop and GPS linked mapping software...so why did he get
> lost?
>
>
> mmm, that black "pod" on the roof of the van makes me wonder.
>
>
>
> Alistair
>
> --
> '82 Westy -> diesel converted to gas in '94
> albell@uvic.ca
> http://members.shaw.ca/albell
>
>

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