Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 16:08:53 EDT
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From: Ben T <BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM>
Subject: Re: Friday -- At Last
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In a message dated 7/18/2003 12:36:07 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
wilden1@JUNO.COM writes:
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
>
> BITES.
>
I'll take two. Please send to:
Al Knoll
c/o Mike Miller
Sacramento, CA
> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKERSPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
>
SND's lastname wouldn't happen to be Wilder, would it?
> FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
>
Ahhhh... part Texan.;) Good eatin'.
> GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
Can he do oil changes on Vanagons with the correct filter?
> FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT
>
> AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
Yes, send postpaid via First Class Air to Matthew Pollard in Idaho. Please
email invoice to: <A HREF="mailto:poll7356@uidaho.edu">poll7356@uidaho.edu</A>
> 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer
>
>
I'm interested if the woman included in the tub are older than the food in my
fridge. You can keep the man and the tub.
> SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
Sounds like another texas snowjob. It's like those flood damaged cars sold
with clear Texas Title. Described as "never overheated".
> COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
Why? Have they started calling you uncle?
> NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
OK, what's your tel. number?
> HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE
> HAVE IT!"
What tune do they hum?
> GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb
I've seen these grown in Georgia Bushes.;(
> NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
>
Do you have a birthday coming up?
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.
Watcher & the Ogler to trade.
> ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
What's Alzheimer's? Is that kind of memorable choking maneuver? I forget.
Nevermind.
> OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE &
> DONUTS.
Is this a Police Department event?
> (AND THE BEST ONE)
>
> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
> 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
> No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything
Does it come with a divorce decree?
BenT