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Date:         Sun, 27 Jul 2003 04:00:06 -0400
Reply-To:     maurio11@COMCAST.NET
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From:         David Maurio <maurio11@COMCAST.NET>
Subject:      Re: Late Late Friday but fit's a thread from last week:
              Volkswagen/Rolls?
Comments: To: Eric and Marica <eric.clarke@SHAW.CA>
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Actually pulled up to a Rolls at a gas station by my house the other day... Wish I woulda heard this sooner!

Seriously tho... I think my bus turned more heads than the Rolls!

David / NJ 85 Wolfsberg Westy http://home.comcast.net/~maurio11/index.htm

-----Original Message----- From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com] On Behalf Of Eric and Marica Sent: Sunday, July 27, 2003 1:26 AM To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM Subject: Late Late Friday but fit's a thread from last week: Volkswagen/Rolls?

This man in a Volkswagen pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too... see?"

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?"

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here!"

"Uh-huh."

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his carand drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.

The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"

"Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

And the man in the Volkswagen says, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!!"


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