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Date:         Fri, 30 Jan 2004 08:29:55 -0800
Reply-To:     Alistair Bell <albell@UVIC.CA>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Alistair Bell <albell@UVIC.CA>
Subject:      Friday's lame joke (LVC)
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I know its old, but...

Three men, a physicist, a engineer and a computer scientist, are travelling in a car (Vanagon?). Suddenly, the car starts to smoke and stops. The three astonished men try to solve the problem:

- Physicist says: This is obviously a classic problem of torque.

It has been overloaded the elasticity limit of the main axis.

- Engineer says : Let's be serious! The matter is that it has been burned the spark of the connecting rod to the dynamo of the radiator. I can easily repair it by hammering.

- Computer scientist says : What if we get off the car, wait a minute, and then get in and try again?

Alistair


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