Yes, yes it is taboo... but with Voodoo you can counter act the taboo. Here's what ya do: Find a Voodoo priest (or rent the costume, it's all the same) Buy three roast chickens (don't forget your veggies) Three bottles of fine Caribbean Rum and perform the ancient ritual of chug and hurl. Once all the chicken is consumed toss the bones in the bon fire you've started with your neighbors lawn mower gas (avoid entering the pit too closely as you should be well on your way to the mother of all hang overs and 3rd degree burns and a hangover don't go well together...) As the bones crackle and pop in the inferno (now consuming the neighbors shed) start shrieking and ranting at the top of your lungs (your neighbor is now calling 911 if you are doing this correctly) By the time the cops arrive you are falling into a rum induced coma. You won't be aware that you are handcuffed, naked and covered in chicken fat. The ride to the station will be like a dream, your wife of course won't come to get you as she is mortally embarrassed & later will seek a divorce on the grounds you are a loon. No worries though as 15" wheels make all the difference on your Vanagon. Your ride will be a total babe magnet and within a decade or so you will have duped another woman into marrying you. Really this works... Irreverently, Brian & his 85' Westy with 205/65-15" Nokians on Carat II wheels I bought from Go-Westy
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