Date:         Mon, 9 Feb 2004 14:38:18 -0800
Reply-To:     "Brian T." <nobleman36@YAHOO.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         "Brian T." <nobleman36@YAHOO.COM>
Subject:      Re: Is 2WD 15 inches Wheels Vanagon a Taboo
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Yes, yes it is taboo... but with Voodoo you can
counter act the taboo.

Here's what ya do:
Find a Voodoo priest (or rent the costume, it's all
the same)

Buy three roast chickens (don't forget your veggies)

Three bottles of fine Caribbean Rum and perform the
ancient ritual of chug and hurl.

Once all the chicken is consumed toss the bones in the
bon fire you've started with your neighbors lawn mower
gas (avoid entering the pit too closely as you should
be well on your way to the mother of all hang overs
and 3rd degree burns and a hangover don't go well
together...)

As the bones crackle and pop in the inferno (now
consuming the neighbors shed) start shrieking and
ranting at the top of your lungs (your neighbor is now
calling 911 if you are doing this correctly)

By the time the cops arrive you are falling into a rum
induced coma.  You won't be aware that you are
handcuffed, naked and covered in chicken fat.  The
ride to the station will be like a dream, your wife of
course won't come to get you as she is mortally
embarrassed & later will seek a divorce on the grounds
you are a loon.

No worries though as 15" wheels make all the
difference on your Vanagon.  Your ride will be a total
babe magnet and within a decade or so you will have
duped another woman into marrying you.

Really this works...

Irreverently,
Brian & his 85' Westy with 205/65-15" Nokians on Carat
II wheels I bought from Go-Westy






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