Date:         Fri, 2 Apr 2004 11:30:40 -0600
Reply-To:     John Rodgers <jh_rodgers@BELLSOUTH.NET>
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From:         John Rodgers <jh_rodgers@BELLSOUTH.NET>
Subject:      Re: Friday foolishness- Murphy in the garage
Comments: To: don spence <dspence@OANET.COM>
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Here's one for ya that really works!!

Phinazee's Rule: "If ya don't know the torque value, then finger tight
and a quarter turn!!"

And this one:

Jorgens Postulate on Semi - Drafting:  "Always carry an emergency kit
including 1)flesh colored cosmetics for the hands to cover the results
of white-knuckle fever resulting from sudden Semi-Rig stops, and one can
of spray-on cone remover to repair seat cushion upholstery damage
resulting from same!"

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver

don spence wrote:

> Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will..." -
> Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!
>
>
>
> Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
> grease, your nose will begin to itch.
>
>
>
> Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
> the least accessible corner.
>
>
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> Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it
> needed replacing anyway.
>
>
>
> Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't.
>
>
>
> William's Law: There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it
> cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
>
>
>
> Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in
> short supply.
>
>
>
> Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work
> because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
>
>
>
> Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
>
>
>
> Col. Murphy's Law of Combat: Never forget that your weapon was made by
> the lowest bidder!
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> ______________________________________________________________________
>
> She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
>
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>