Date:         Thu, 1 Apr 2004 14:31:43 -0500
Reply-To:     The corruptor <huotb@VIDEOTRON.CA>
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From:         The corruptor <huotb@VIDEOTRON.CA>
Subject:      Re: RoadHaus - Insidious Insect & Bothersome Bug solutions
Comments: To: Larry Chase <roadguy@ROADHAUS.COM>
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>>> But a recent invasion of No-See-Ums in Florida<<<
You don’t say...
http://www.benplace.com/floride/100_0128.jpg

I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate
those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those
suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I

hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those suckers, I hate those

suckers, I hate those suckers, PERIOD

Like Larry always say, in camping you need to worry about 2 things, weather
and bugs.

-Have your good friend send you a bug zapper as a gift!!!! ;-) (Thanks Brother)
-Have a chemical suit handy
-Sleep in van, close all windows and never go out
-Have the van undercoated with a nuclear bug spray solution
-Wear an electric shock suit at all time
-Stay under water all day
-Get drunk, way drunk, you don’t feel them anymore (that is my way)
-Stay in Arizona in wintertime
-Camp in Quebec in wintertime
-Camp above 4000 feet
-Have an turbo TICO TDI high engine hooked to a fan blowing air beside you
all day long, anyway the TICO is no good in the van.
-camp in a chemical spayed cucumber field
-Don’t wash yourself for month (That’s Larry way)
-make your own bubble dome / air tight free camping spot.
-Dig a hole in the ground and put your head in it
-Move and run all the time, it’s good for you
-Bate in a beer bath, drink what’s in the bath after, don’t drive.
-Make love all day, you won’t feel the bugs...(No comments)
-Buy an Eurovan (Hi hi hi)
-Cream yourself with some sticking smelly French cheese
-Roll yourself in dirt mud...and fight with your neighbor
-Use the mix of coolant and oil dripping from your van and poor some on your

naked body

Ok, enough.

Lets be serious now...
???????????

I have no idea, that is the joy of camping, good friends and a beer make you

forget about this small detail

Cheers, Ben
http://www.benplace.com/