Date: Fri, 7 May 2004 12:00:22 +0200
Reply-To: Calle Fallberg <calle.fallberg@TELIA.COM>
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From: Calle Fallberg <calle.fallberg@TELIA.COM>
Subject: Friday Fw: The good old days...
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Oh yeah,itīs fryeday.....
Then some of you might enjoy this... :-)
> This is an actual extract from a sex education school
> text book for girls, printed in the early 60's in
> England, & written by a woman!
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> "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for
> bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene
> is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does
> not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have
> to do for his train. But remember to look your best
> when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is
> welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply
> face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as
> this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
>
> When it comes to the possibility of intimate
> relations with your husband it is important to
> remember your marriage vows and in particular your
> commitment to obey him.
>
> If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so
> be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes;
> do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy.
> Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly
> all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction
> is more important than a woman's.
>
> When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan
> from yourself is encouraging to him and quite
> sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you
> may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the
> more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining
> but register any reluctance by remaining silent.
>
> It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly
> asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply
> your night time face and hair care products.
>
> You may then set the alarm so that you can arise
> shortly before him in the morning. This will enable
> you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he
> awakes."
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