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Date:         Fri, 7 May 2004 12:00:22 +0200
Reply-To:     Calle Fallberg <calle.fallberg@TELIA.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Calle Fallberg <calle.fallberg@TELIA.COM>
Subject:      Friday Fw: The good old days...
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Oh yeah,itīs fryeday..... Then some of you might enjoy this... :-)

> This is an actual extract from a sex education school > text book for girls, printed in the early 60's in > England, & written by a woman! > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > ------------------------------- > > "When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for > bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene > is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does > not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have > to do for his train. But remember to look your best > when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is > welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply > face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as > this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. > > When it comes to the possibility of intimate > relations with your husband it is important to > remember your marriage vows and in particular your > commitment to obey him. > > If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so > be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; > do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. > Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly > all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction > is more important than a woman's. > > When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan > from yourself is encouraging to him and quite > sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you > may have had. Should your husband suggest any of the > more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining > but register any reluctance by remaining silent. > > It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly > asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply > your night time face and hair care products. > > You may then set the alarm so that you can arise > shortly before him in the morning. This will enable > you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he > awakes." > > > > >


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