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Date:         Fri, 10 Sep 2004 21:26:50 -0400
Reply-To:     Greg Potts <Greg@POTTSFAMILY.CA>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Greg Potts <Greg@POTTSFAMILY.CA>
Subject:      Re: Friday - Johnny Law - Customs
Comments: To: Damon Campbell <damoncampbellvw@YAHOO.COM>
In-Reply-To:  <20040911001333.53570.qmail@web53502.mail.yahoo.com>
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Hi Damon,

You need donuts. Randomly distribute a dozen or so single donuts throughout the cupboards, and see how long it takes them to find them all.

But be prepared for the rubber glove treatment.

Happy trails,

Greg Potts Toronto, Ontario, Canada

1973/74/79 Westfakia Conversion **Bob the Tomato** LY3H 1977 Sunroof Automatic L63H/L90D http://www.pottsfamily.ca/westfakia http://www.busesofthecorn.com

On 10-Sep-04, at 8:13 PM, Damon Campbell wrote:

> I cross the U.S./Canada border a lot. The formula is > terribly predictable given 4 different situations: > > 1) wife and i in the honda civic = no hassles straight > on through > 2) myself in the honda = more questions but not > hassles, straight on through > 3) wife and i in the van = some questions, little > hassle, usually straight on through > 4) just myself in the van = get stopped almost every > time. > > This formula is about 98% accurate. I just laugh when > they search the van now, because it is so absurd. > Now, i just need to start putting signs in cabinets or > something to give them something to look for. Little > bags of oregano. Candy bars. Stuffed pigs... any > other ideas that wouldn't get me detained at the > border? Maybe i could get several little beepers i > could turn on remotely in different parts of the van > so i could get them on a beeper hunt... > > Sorry... i get kind of dismayed with the general power > tripping of customs officers. > > -Damon > > > > --- VWNut Hawk <vwnut@HAWKCOMPUTING.COM> wrote: > >> I was. He saw a license plate light out and stopped >> me. >> He looked into all the windows for a very long time >> looking >> for anything laying around to bust me. >> I don't look like a hippy. >> >>>>> "Brian T." <nobleman36@YAHOO.COM> 9/10/2004 >> 4:45:52 PM >>> >> >> Alrighty then! >> >> How many of you'se people have been acosted by the >> cops for no appearent reason? >> >> I've been a bus pilot since 99' (my sole transport) >> and haven't been bugged once. >> >> Brian from Salem, Or >> > > > ===== > '84 Westy (Sparky) w/2.3L WBX - New! With 25% fewer spun rod bearings! > Vancouver, BC > > > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - Send 10MB messages! > http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail > >


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