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Date:         Fri, 15 Jul 2005 22:35:10 -0500
Reply-To:     John Rodgers <inua@CHARTER.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         John Rodgers <inua@CHARTER.NET>
Subject:      Re: Truth in Advertising - Friday Funny
Comments: To: The Bus Depot <vanagon@BUSDEPOT.COM>
In-Reply-To:  <00f901c5898c$c9fb17f0$0a0ba8c0@RON>
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Drifting off the topic a bit but .... what the hey ....it's Friday.

From the doctor.....

The Doc put his arm around the old lady, and spoke softly and confidentially to her about her husband, who was slowly dressing himself in the examining room.

The doc said to her, "Your husband is of an age where he could die, but, IF you fix him three good meals a day, don't give him but a few "honey-do's per week, hire someone to cut the grass, allow him to rest and snooze in his favorite chair on Sunday after noon so he remains well rested, let him watch the ball games at his leisure so he is relaxed and gets his blood pressure down, and you make sure to keep his circulatory system well exercised, his body flexible and supple by giving him plenty of sex several times a week, he will live a long time!"

The old man joined his wife, and as they were going out the door, the nurse heard the old lady say to her husband "You're gon'na die!!"

Happy Frydaye!

Regards,

John Rodgers 88 GL Driver

The Bus Depot wrote:

>After the recent thread regarding in advertising, it seems that at least one >supplier has decided to be completely candid about what they will send you. > >A friend of mine stumbled on this link. Read the product description. I had >a lousy day today and this came just at the right time to change my mood >entirely. I was rolling on the floor laughing. :-) > >http://www.800luvbugg.com/shop?frame=1.3092 > >- Ron Salmon > The Bus Depot, Inc. > www.busdepot.com > (215) 234-VWVW > >_____________________________________________ >Toll-Free for Orders by PART # : 1-866-BUS-DEPOT > > > >


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