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Date:         Fri, 9 Sep 2005 20:03:23 -0700
Reply-To:     Tom Sinclair <neeemo@YAHOO.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Tom Sinclair <neeemo@YAHOO.COM>
Subject:      Re: Least-interesting Friday ever
In-Reply-To:  <4322381E.2010105@rcn.com>
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--- Larry AlofAlofslolalofs.RCN> wrote:

> Michael Elliott wrote: > > > Where are the VanaVanagonck-knock jokes? the lame > puns? the links to > > pages with not only /no/ VanaVanagontent, but > /negative/ VanaVanagon> content? -- the ones that, once viewed, actually > /decrease/ the > > worldwide supply of VanaVanagontent? > > > > Sign me, > > > > Frosted on Friday. > >

Here's an old one:

Three micrmicrosurgeonsa convention in Las Lasas bragging in the bar.

First MicrMicrosurgeony patient cut off all his fingers slicing onions. I sewed them all on very carefully and today he is a concert violviolinist Second MicrMicrosurgeonat's nothing. My patient got both arms and both legs amputated in a sausage maker. I sewed them all back on and today he is a triathlete!

Third MicrMicrosurgeonou think that's good? This cowboy was riding his horse at 40 mph, collided head-on with a freight train traveling at 50 mph and all that was left was a cowboy hat and a horse's ass--and he became president of the United States!

Bring it on--is that a smart thing to say? Tom

http://www.TomSinclair.com

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