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Date:         Tue, 20 Sep 2005 17:18:02 -0700
Reply-To:     Michael Elliott <j.michael.elliott@GMAIL.COM>
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From:         Michael Elliott <j.michael.elliott@GMAIL.COM>
Subject:      SssssshhhhhhhhhhTHUNK!
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It's 6 am and all is quiet in the campground. I awaken, stretch, and get out of bed to get the water boiling under the kettle for that first cup of coffee. Nature calls. While others might keep a tank of human waste in their Westy, I just can't. No, I heed the call of the back of the nearby shrub. Or the nearly clean vault toilet up the road a piece. It was cleaned just last week. Easing the sliding door open, I step outside to take care of business. I return to Mellow Yellow and climb back inside. Mrs Squirrel is still drowsing under the covers, all I can see of her is her topknot, she ties her hair up like Pebbles Flintstones when she sleeps. I don't want to waken her. I close the sliding door -- SssssshhhhhhhhhhTHUNK!!

Mrs Squirrel startles. I hear the sound of frustrated cursing from nearby camp sites where the binge drinkers are shocked awake to crippling headaches, and sour stomaches, their tongues neatly cleaved to the roofs of their mouths.

Has anyone found a way to make the closing of that sliding door a little more civilized?

--

Mike "Rocket J Squirrel" Elliott 71 Type 2: the Wonderbus 84 Westfalia: Mellow Yellow ("The Electrical Banana") KG6RCR


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