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Date:         Fri, 4 Nov 2005 15:50:47 -0800
Reply-To:     Joseph Fortino <fortino1@EARTHLINK.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Joseph Fortino <fortino1@EARTHLINK.NET>
Subject:      Re: Tools defined (it's a Fryedaye thing...)
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how about breaker bars, able to snap ratchets in a single bound. this past weekend i lost 2 1/2 ratchets to tork. hehe.. my next door helper with 200lbs pound on my bug axle nut

Joe

-----Original Message----- From: Jake de Villiers <crescentbeachguitar@TELUS.NET> Sent: Nov 4, 2005 2:59 PM To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM Subject: Re: Tools defined (it's a Fryedaye thing...)

I agree - it is perfect. Just wanted to give credit where due.

Jake

----- Original Message ----- From: "Evan Mac Donald" <macdonald1987@SBCGLOBAL.NET> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> Sent: Friday, November 04, 2005 2:40 PM Subject: Re: Tools defined (it's a Fryedaye thing...)

> Sorry - was not aware of the authorship - was sent to me unattributed. I thought it worth sending on to fellow mechanically (dis)inclined types, so... > > Jake de Villiers <crescentbeachguitar@TELUS.NET> wrote:Geez Evan, you might have had the courtesy to credit Peter Egan with > authorship of this old Road & Track column! It hits the nail on the head > though, doesn't it? > > Jake > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Evan Mac Donald" > To: > Sent: Friday, November 04, 2005 1:36 PM > Subject: Tools defined (it's a Fryedaye thing...) > > > > See how many of these you recognise - or may even have!! > > > > > > > > > > 1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching > > flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the > > chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering it against that > > freshly painted part you were drying. > > > > 2. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere > > under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint > > whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to > > say, "SH**!!!" > > > > 3. ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their > > holes until you die of old age > > > > 4. PLIERS: Used to round off hexagonal bolt heads. > > > > 5. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board > > principle: It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable > > motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more > > dismal your future becomes. > > > > 6. VISE GRIP PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. If nothing else is > > available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the > > palm of your hand. > > > > 7. OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for setting various > > flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the > > grease inside a wheel hub you're trying to get the bearing race out of. > > > > 8. WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and > > motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 > > socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes. > > > > 9. HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground > > after you have installed your new disk brake pads, trapping the jack > > handle firmly under the bumper. > > > > 10. EIGHT-FOOT LONG DOUGLAS FIR 4X4: Used to attempt to lever an > > automobile upward off a hydraulic jack handle. > > > > 11. TWEEZERS: A tool for removing splinters of wood, especially Douglas > > fir. > > > > 12. TELEPHONE: Tool for calling your neighbor to see if he has another > > hydraulic floor jack. > > > > 13. SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for > > spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for removing dog feces from your > > boots. > > > > 14. E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes > > and is ten times harder than any known drill bit. > > > > 15. TWO-TON HYDRAULIC ENGINE HOIST: A handy tool for testing the tensile > > strength of bolts and fuel lines you forgot to disconnect. > > > > 16. CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 16-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A large motor mount prying tool > > that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the > > > > end without the handle. > > > > 17 AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw. > > > > 18. TROUBLE LIGHT: The home builder's own tanning booth. Sometimes > > called drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine > > vitamin," which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health > > benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at > > about the same rate that 105-mm howitzer shells might be used during, > > say, the first few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark > > than light, its name is somewhat misleading. > > > > 19. PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the lids of old-style > > paper-and-tin oil cans and squirt oil on your shirt; can also be used, > > as the name implies, to round off the interiors of Phillips screw heads. > > > > 20. AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a > > coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into > > compressed air that travels by hose to an Pneumatic impact wrench that > > grips rusty bolts last tightened 70 years ago by someone at Ford, and > > rounds them off. > > > > 21. PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or > > bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. > > > > 22. HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to cut hoses 1/2 inch too short. > > > > 23. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer > > now-a-days is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive parts > > not far from the object we are trying to hit. > > > > 24. MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of > > cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well > > on boxes containing upholstered items, chrome-plated metal, and plastic > > parts > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No virus found in this outgoing message. > > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > > Version: 7.1.362 / Virus Database: 267.12.7/159 - Release Date: 11/2/2005 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Evan Mac Donald > > > > 1984 Wolfburg > > 1985 GL 7 Pass. > > 1991 Carat Weekender > > 1972 Chevy P/U > > 1993 Bonneville > > >


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