Subject: Re: crybabies peeling monkeys having sex in a banana vanagon ----
>>folks,...... i have NEVER seen a monkey peel a banana in a vanagon. >>EAT the banana, yes. >>but peel it, no.
There is a comedian who's stage name is "Banana" and of course he drives a yellow vanagon. and I have it on good authority, he has been peeled more than a few times in his van. And I do believe he got ate too Bru - tie.... My van has a small imaginary D.O.T. stamp on the column.. that says... legal limit... no more than 7 monkeys doing business at one time while the circus is in motion. Favourite monkey business position?.. the electric high 5 atomic periscope dance.... gives a whole new meaning to get your booties shaking... oh yeah and some good mother smuckers blueberry jam lube, will help excite your hall sender, and egg-night your purrrr indicator. Sorry about our bud Doug's rear end. Like I've always said.. get the insurance straight First. then hope there never is an insertion. |
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