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Date:         Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:58:53 -0800
Reply-To:     Joseph Fortino <fortino1@EARTHLINK.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Joseph Fortino <fortino1@EARTHLINK.NET>
Subject:      Re: Shocking Video WITH VAN CONTENT (was: Re: shocking video clip
              NVC)
Comments: To: Pensioner <al_knoll@PACBELL.NET>
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii

sounds like unca joel a bit here. hey can you smoke these frogs? ;-P

peace, Joe

yes my bus is testing its luck again with me.

-----Original Message----- >From: Pensioner <al_knoll@PACBELL.NET> >Sent: Feb 24, 2006 7:28 AM >To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM >Subject: Re: Shocking Video WITH VAN CONTENT (was: Re: shocking video clip NVC) > >Cane toads... > >Down in Bayou country they came up with a way to reduce or eliminate >populations of various otherwise undesirable critters. > >Declare the critter a game like nutria or possum. Set a high bag limit, say >100. Post the notice in all rural stores and post offices in that area of >of concern. Wait a few weeks and close the season. The locals will gladly >poach the entire lot. > >Poach... > >New ideas for Cane toad. > >Ever hear of corn dogs, like at the county fairs served on a stick with >mustard. Corn Toad. > >Two scoops of your favorite into a blender, add one cane toad. Toad frappe. > >Poached with curry sauce over basmati rice. Toad vindaloo. > >Season well, grill on a rotisserie, Cane toad a las brazas. > >Slather a toadsted sesame bun with secret sauce, add limited amount of >cardboard tomatoes, flavorless onions, a 1mm thick slice of pickle. Place a >grilled cane toad between the buns. Voila' A new low calorie, >environmentally friendly Mc Toad. Soon to be featured at your local >McDooDoo. > >Using thin slices of white bread and peanut butter, secure a live cane toad >between the slices. Smash with sledge. Cook in a pannini oven. A new >$tarbuck$ feature. Toad smash! > >Pickled toad to replace those yummy things in the jar at the local beer >joint. > >And of course that famous English dish toad-in-the-hole. > >Interest Louis Vouitton in a new line of tres chic accessories. Cane toad >bags, purses, shoes, belts, wallets. > >Or discover that the skin excretions have psychoactive powers and interest >the world of Asian medicine. Apologies to Mason Willams. > >Declare that mohammed uttered a jihad against the evil infidel toads, let >your local imam know about this. > >Design and patent a toadylauncher. Show it to your local sporting clays >group. Hire local feral cats to clean up the range. double bonus. > >Create an NGO to freeze dry cane toads and ship to East Africa to alleviate >the famine somewhat. > >Interest the Scots in a historical dish from long ago. Toaddis! Serve >alongside the haggis on Burns night. > >Or as a last resort for those in dire straits. When you awake in the >morning, solve a third order differential equation by the classic >integration method. Eat a live cane toad. Nothing worse will happen until >tomorrow, when if you wish to continue your good fortune you pick a >different equation and a fresh cane toad. Do your part! > > >The possibilites are vast.


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