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Cane toads...
Down in Bayou country they came up with a way to reduce or eliminate
populations of various otherwise undesirable critters.
Declare the critter a game like nutria or possum. Set a high bag limit, say
100. Post the notice in all rural stores and post offices in that area of
of concern. Wait a few weeks and close the season. The locals will gladly
poach the entire lot.
Poach...
New ideas for Cane toad.
Ever hear of corn dogs, like at the county fairs served on a stick with
mustard. Corn Toad.
Two scoops of your favorite into a blender, add one cane toad. Toad frappe.
Poached with curry sauce over basmati rice. Toad vindaloo.
Season well, grill on a rotisserie, Cane toad a las brazas.
Slather a toadsted sesame bun with secret sauce, add limited amount of
cardboard tomatoes, flavorless onions, a 1mm thick slice of pickle. Place a
grilled cane toad between the buns. Voila' A new low calorie,
environmentally friendly Mc Toad. Soon to be featured at your local
McDooDoo.
Using thin slices of white bread and peanut butter, secure a live cane toad
between the slices. Smash with sledge. Cook in a pannini oven. A new
$tarbuck$ feature. Toad smash!
Pickled toad to replace those yummy things in the jar at the local beer
joint.
And of course that famous English dish toad-in-the-hole.
Interest Louis Vouitton in a new line of tres chic accessories. Cane toad
bags, purses, shoes, belts, wallets.
Or discover that the skin excretions have psychoactive powers and interest
the world of Asian medicine. Apologies to Mason Willams.
Declare that mohammed uttered a jihad against the evil infidel toads, let
your local imam know about this.
Design and patent a toadylauncher. Show it to your local sporting clays
group. Hire local feral cats to clean up the range. double bonus.
Create an NGO to freeze dry cane toads and ship to East Africa to alleviate
the famine somewhat.
Interest the Scots in a historical dish from long ago. Toaddis! Serve
alongside the haggis on Burns night.
Or as a last resort for those in dire straits. When you awake in the
morning, solve a third order differential equation by the classic
integration method. Eat a live cane toad. Nothing worse will happen until
tomorrow, when if you wish to continue your good fortune you pick a
different equation and a fresh cane toad. Do your part!
The possibilites are vast.