Nice one Joy! :-) And a Happy April Fool's Day to you and yours. On 3/31/06, Joy Hecht <jhecht@alum.mit.edu> wrote: > > _____ > > From: nyckayaker-bounces@rockandwater.net > [mailto:nyckayaker-bounces@rockandwater.net] On Behalf Of Richard Clifford > Sent: Friday, March 31, 2006 4:38 PM > To: nyckayaker@rockandwater.net > Subject: NYCkayaker World Wide Web cleanup > > > > From: Department of Homeland Security > Date: March 29, 2006 8:48:17 AM MST > To: All US Medical Facilities > > Subject: World Wide Web cleanup > > It is necessary to inform all Internet dependent facilities that the > Internet will be shut down for cleaning for twenty-four hours from > midnight > on March 31 through the early hours of April 2. This cleaning is necessary > to clear out the "electronic flotsam and jetsam" that has accumulated in > the > network. Dead email and inactive ftp, www, and gopher sites will be > purged. > The cleaning will be done by five very powerful Japanese-built > multi-lingual > Internet-crawling robots (Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world. > During > this period, users are warned to disconnect all devices from the Internet. > If electronic files will be needed during that period of time, it is > advised > that back-up systems be used, without attempting to access them through > the > Internet. Although the general public has not been informed of this > shutdown > to avoid a general panic, it has been deemed necessary to inform public > medical and emergency facilities that may have become Internet dependent. > This message may be passed on to any facility or person that you believe > may > be affected by this short shutdown. > > Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. > > U.S. Assistant Secretary for Homeland Security Randy Beardsworth >
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