* Build a man a fire and you'll warm him for a day. Set a man afire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life. --- Evan Mac Donald <macdonald1987@SBCGLOBAL.NET> wrote: > Murphy's Lesser Known Laws: > > > * Light travels faster than sound. This is why some > people appear bright > until you hear them speak. > > * He who laughs last, thinks slowest. > > * Change is inevitable, except from a vending > machine. > > * Those who live by the sword get shot by those who > don't. > > * Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented > fool. > > * The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance > of getting something > right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it > wrong. > > * If you lined up all the cars in the world end to > end, someone would be > stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a > time, on a hill, in the > fog. > > * If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. > > * The things that come to those who wait will be the > things left by those > who got there first. > > * Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach > a man to fish and he > will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. > > * Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. > > * The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in > a dark room. > > * A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine > for doing well. > > * When you go into court, you are putting yourself > in the hands of 12 > people > who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. >
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