Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2006 14:45:53 -0500
Reply-To: Mike Bucchino <mbucchino@CHARTER.NET>
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From: Mike Bucchino <mbucchino@CHARTER.NET>
Subject: Re: FW: vanagon nose
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Here's some Fryeday humor from the same website;
"Oh Pun the door......
THE ABILITY TO MAKE AND UNDERSTAND PUNS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF LANGUAGE
DEVELOPMENT.
Here are the ten first place winners in the International Pun Contest:
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per
passenger."
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Dam!"
3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.
4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says
"Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour,
the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?", they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said," I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes
to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan. " Years later, Juan sends a
picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she
tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her
husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up
a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers
from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was
unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went
back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist
hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to
"persuade" them to close.
Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they
didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist
friars.
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused
fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to
friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
Submitted by John P."
Mike B.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Anderson,Chuck" <CAnderson@UA.COLOSTATE.EDU>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, November 17, 2006 2:33 PM
Subject: FW: vanagon nose
I wonder what's under there.
Chuck Anderson
'86 GL
-----Original Message-----
From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com] On Behalf
Of Stephen Grisanti
Sent: Friday, November 17, 2006 12:23 PM
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject: vanagon nose
An interesting pic:
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/118253.html
And this must be the site's VW day, should you want to
keep looking.
Stephen
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