Ha! Well done, Jim. These rules inspires me to paraphrase Groucho Marx in that I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Jim Felder <felder@knology.net> Date: Jan 11, 2007 6:00 PM Subject: Unacceptable : Why you can't comply To: vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com > > Unacceptable Vanagon Owner behaviour: > > cursing You will when you see the puddle > > tattooing, head shaving, piercing, or branding I had to shave both heads to get them to stop leaking. The other activities are employed in purging air from the radiator and removing the dash > > mocking or degrading any individual or social group Is the VW dealer a social group? > > disrobing or appearing nude in a public or private place Can't change clothes in a westy? > > engaging in, or simulating, sexual acts including or excluding > others based > on specific characteristics What if those specific characteristics include, say, horns and cloven hooves? > > providing personal service to senior members Good grief, practically everybody on this list is a senior, judging from the picture page > > making prank calls or harassing others Half the traffic on this list. > > conducting interrogations The other half. > > performing calisthenics not related to a sport I don't even get this. > > deprivation of sleep, or food, or hygiene What good westy camping is all about > > paddling, whipping, beating or kicking See item 1. Performed while cursing. > > serving alcohol to minors Don't camp near mines. > > consuming alcohol or illegal drugs Oil changes just got boring. > > staging drinking games or competitions Unstaged ones are OK? > > destroying, defacing or stealing property This means you, Jiffy Lube. > > > Jim >
-- mordo 1990 Carat |
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