Date:         Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:47:07 -0500
Reply-To:     Jack R <jack007@COMCAST.NET>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Jack R <jack007@COMCAST.NET>
Subject:      FW: The VW & the Rolls
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A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Vanagon, pulls up next to a guy in a


Rolls-Royce at a stop sign.  Their windows are open and he yells at the guy
in

the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"



The guy in the  Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."



"I got one too ... see?" the Texan  says.



"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."



"You got a fax machine?"  asks the Texan.



"Why, actually, yes, I do."



"I do too!   See?  It's right here!" brags the Texan.



The light is just about to  turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says,

"So, do you have a double bed in  back there?"



The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO!  Do  you?"



"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan  replies.



The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.   Well, the guy in

the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes  to a

customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his  car.
About two

weeks later, the job is finally done.  He picks up his  car and drives all
over

town looking for the Volkswagen Vanagon with the Texas plates.  Finally, he

finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls  his

Rolls up next to it.  The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged  up and
he

feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified
Rolls

and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.



(It's okay, the  joke is CLEAN)



The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack  and peeks out.

The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

"Yeah,  yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"



"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."



The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME  THAT?"