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Date:         Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:38:19 -0800
Reply-To:     Loren Busch <starwagen@GMAIL.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Loren Busch <starwagen@GMAIL.COM>
Subject:      Friday Stuff: Engine Transplant Rejection Cured!
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Engine Transplant problems solved and a cure is now available! Extensive research has now shown that all problems with engine transplants in Vanagons are due to foreign body rejection by the Vanagon's auto immune system! It has been found that just like kidney or heart transplants in other living things (our Vanagons have names and personalities, they must be alive) even with the best match, there is a need for immune suppressants to be used to assure a long life for the recipient. And now that elixir is here! Available only from Flim Flam Enterprises, LLC (flimfam13@hotnail.com) this is a cocktail of three fluids, one each to be added to the oil, fuel, and coolant. At only $5 an ounce and you only need a pint per tank of gas, a quart for each oil change, and a gallon for the cooling system. Warning: Once this treatment is started it MUST be continued for the life of the Vanagon, to stop using the Special Vanagon Transplant Immune Suppressant can cause disaster. But it will continue to be avialable for the foreseeable future and I will still be available even after the first flood of orders, I'll be reachable at flimflam@bermuda.net. NOTE: Please don't try to respond directly to this message, orders accepted at the above address only.


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