Date:         Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:48:31 -0600
Reply-To:     Dan Weeks <theprofileco@DWX.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Dan Weeks <theprofileco@DWX.COM>
Subject:      Re: Friday Stuff: Engine Transplant Rejection Cured!
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I found it easier to go the direct route--heavy infusions of cash! :-)

Dan
On Jan 18, 2008, at 11:38 AM, Loren Busch wrote:

> Engine Transplant problems solved and a cure is now available!
> Extensive
> research has now shown that all problems with engine transplants in
> Vanagons
> are due to foreign body rejection by the Vanagon's auto immune
> system!  It
> has been found that just like kidney or heart transplants in other
> living
> things (our Vanagons have names and personalities, they must be
> alive) even
> with the best match, there is a need for immune suppressants to be
> used to
> assure a long life for the recipient.  And now that elixir is here!
> Available only from Flim Flam Enterprises, LLC
> (flimfam13@hotnail.com) this
> is a cocktail of three fluids, one each to be added to the oil,
> fuel, and
> coolant.  At only $5 an ounce and you only need a pint per tank of
> gas, a
> quart for each oil change, and a gallon for the cooling system.
> Warning:
> Once this treatment is started it MUST be continued for the life of
> the
> Vanagon, to stop using the Special Vanagon Transplant Immune
> Suppressant can
> cause disaster.  But it will continue to be avialable for the
> foreseeable
> future and I will still be available even after the first flood of
> orders,
> I'll be reachable at flimflam@bermuda.net.
> NOTE: Please don't try to respond directly to this message, orders
> accepted
> at the above address only.