Date: Wed, 6 Feb 2008 21:42:44 -0500
Reply-To: Edward Maglott <emaglott@BUNCOMBE.MAIN.NC.US>
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From: Edward Maglott <emaglott@BUNCOMBE.MAIN.NC.US>
Subject: Re: The Weiners of the Wiki BZ Shelf Derby contests are:
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I am honored to be a weiner and look forward to receiving the
prize. It really wasn't too hard to post the info on there once I
got the hang of it. I used a "table" to keep the photos and text neat.
Thanks,
Edward
At 07:39 PM 2/5/2008, you wrote:
>Hot Dog! We finally have a weiner!!
>
>
>At 07:31 PM 2/5/2008, Tom Buese wrote:
>>DRUM ROLL PLEASE?
>>
>>
>>Straight from the back room at Enron Headquarters, we now have the
>>official results, tabulated by our accounting firm of Bombastic,
>>Bushkin & Squirrel, kept under lock & key until this very moment. We
>>now go to our presentation live:
>>
>>>
>>>TOM: In the category of most polished and detailed article, hand me
>>>the envelope Betty...
>>>
>>>BETTY: Here you are, Tom!
>>>
>>>TOM: ... the Beezer goes to EDWARD MAGLOT for INSTRUMENT CLUSTER
>>>REBUILD!
>>>
>>>(APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE)
>>>
>>>TOM: And in the final category of "Thanks for Participating," which
>>>will be awarded by random drawing to one of the other five fine
>>>articles submitted, the contestants are: "Installing Poptop Seals"
>>>by Doug Alcock, "Coolant Pressure Tester" by Pascal, "Upper Control
>>>Arm Bushings" by John Meeks, "Storage Space Tips" by Kenny Rogers
>>>aka Fukengroovan aka catmando, and "Clutch Bleeding" by Mike
>>>Collum, the winner will be plucked from this hat by my lovely
>>>assistant Kelli . . . that's right dear, here, let me just put this
>>>hat on the floor, just bend over and pick an envelope . . . take
>>>your time . . . that's good, that's good . . . a round of applause
>>>for the lovely Kelli! (TO AUDIENCE) I'd say Kelli looks a damn
>>>sight better than Mr Squirrel here, even though he's wearing a
>>>dress and wants to be called Betty, right?
>>>
>>>(PAUSE FOR LAUGHTER)
>>>
>>>Okay, Betty, who's the winner?
>>>
>>>BETTY: Well Tom, the winner is, JOHN MEEKS, for his article "Upper
>>>Control Arm Bushings & Why America is a Great Country! "
>>>
>>>ANNOUNCER (OVER APPLAUSE):
>>>
>>>In addition to these fine Bezee statuettes made from genuine
>>>polystyrene, both winners will receive a BZ Shelf hand-built and
>>>signed by Tom Buese, Mr BZ himself!
>>
>>But 1st, the lucky weiners must send Mr. BZ their shipping address,
>>hopefully close to Salt Lake City, Utah, USA, & a signed waiver
>>indemnifying The Misters from any items which might fall off said
>>shelves. before midnite, 12/31/08, all other offers are not part of
>>this redemption, batteries not included, YMMV, IMHO, & WTF!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Mr.'s BZ & Squirrel
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