Revised joke for Vanagon related FRyeDay: Begin forwarded message: >> Subject: FW: My New Vanagon >> >> I recently bought a Vanagon GL but returned to the dealer the next >> day because I >> couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the >> radio was >> voice activated. >> >> "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, >> "Ricky or >> Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came >> from the >> speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant >> "Georgia On My >> Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. >> >> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, >> >> "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music. If I said, >> "Beatles," I'd >> get one of their awesome songs. >> >> Yesterday, a driver ran a red light and nearly creamed my new >> Vanagon, but I >> swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, "A%*s Hole!" and >> immediately >> Hail-to-the-Chief began playing. >> >> >> >> I LOVE this car! >>
Grin, Mr. BZ-w/ apologies to anyone offended |
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