Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2008 15:02:19 -0700
Reply-To: Roger Whittaker <rogerwhitt1@GMAIL.COM>
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From: Roger Whittaker <rogerwhitt1@GMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: Bread Loaf citing
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Cue Dire Straits "Industrial Disease"
two men say they are jesus --
one of them must be wrong --
--- welcoming the end of the work week --- indeed
yours
On Fri, Oct 3, 2008 at 2:41 PM, joel walker <uncajoel@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> Is the "J" in Jesus pronounced "H" in Spanish or is the "H" actually
>> Latin and since most Spanish countries are heavily Traditional
>> Catholic
>> they use the Latin "H" in Jesus as it might be said in prayers in
>> Latin?
>> I know "LL" is pronounced "Y", as in Lladro Porcelain is "Yadro"
>> Porcelain.
>> Man! All that hat makes my head hurt!
>> Maybe Unca Joel knows?
>>
>
>
> Gno, eye haff know gno eyed eyah. :)
>
> but i'll present the following for your consideration ...
>
> English ... luff et or leef et. ;)
>
> * We polish the Polish furniture.
> * He could lead, if he would get the lead out.
> * A farm can produce produce.
> * The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
> * The Legionaire decided to desert in the desert.
> * The present is a good time to present the present.
> * At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
> * The dove dove into the bushes.
> * I did not object to the object.
> * The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
> * The bandage was wound around the wound.
> * There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
> * They were too close to the door to close it.
> * The buck does funny things when the does are present.
> * They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
> * To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
> * The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
> * After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
> * I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
> * I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
> * How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
> * I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt
>
> * There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
> neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
> * English muffins weren't invented in England
> or French fries in France.
> * Sweetmeats are candies
> while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are.
> * Quicksand can work slowly
> * Boxing rings are square
> * A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
>
> * Writers write but fingers don't fing,
> * Grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
>
> * If the plural of tooth is teeth,
> why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
> * One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
> * One index, 2 indices?
> * You can make amends but not one amend?
> * If you have a bunch of odds and ends
> and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
> * If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
>
> * If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
> * People recite at a play
> and play at a recital?
> * Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
> * Noses run and feet smell?
> * A slim chance and a fat chance are the same
> * A wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
>
> * Your house can burn up as it burns down,
> * You fill in a form by filling it out
> * An alarm goes off by going on.
>
> * When stars are out, they are visible,
> but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
>
> unca joel
>
--
roger w
There are two kinds of jobs in the world:
Picking up garbage and telling people things.
Successful people do both, with the same good attitude. (riw)
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