Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:31:01 -0400
Reply-To: Hector Zapata <hlzapata@GMAIL.COM>
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From: Hector Zapata <hlzapata@GMAIL.COM>
Subject: Natural Laws- Friday
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*Law of Mechanical Repair:** After your hands become coated with grease
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.*
*Law of the Workshop:** Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.*
*Law of probability:** The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.*
*Law of the Telephone:** When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal.*
*Law of the Alibi:** If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.*
*Variation Law:** If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
*
*Bath** Theorem:** **When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.*
*Law of Close Encounters:** The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.*
*Law of the Result:** When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.*
*Law of Biomechanics:** The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.*
*Theater Rule:** At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.*
*Law of Coffee:** As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.*
*Murphy's Law of Lockers:** If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.*
*
**Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:** The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.*
*Law of Location:** No matter where you go, there you are.*
*Law of Logical Argument:** Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.*
*Brown's Law:** If the shoe fits, it's ugly.*
*Oliver's Law:** A closed mouth gathers no feet.*
*Wilson's Law:** As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it*