Sick! Jim (old enough to remember the tune) On Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 6:59 PM, joel walker <uncajoel@bellsouth.net> wrote: > Does your Vanagon Lose Momentum > In The Driveway Overnight? > by Dr. Dem Intro > (to the tune of Does your Chewing Gum lose its Flavor on the Bedpost > overnight) > > Oh-vee, oh-dub, so true, > Whoever can I sue? > Hallelujah, the question is peculiar > I've paid a lot of dough > To people who should know > The Answer to this question: > Must it sit or can it go? > > Does your Vanagon lose momentum > In the driveway overnight? > When you crank it up next morning, > Does it struggle, spit, and fight? > Do you have to coax it gently > And make every shift just right? > Does your Vanagon lose momentum > In the driveway overnight? > > There goes another bus. > It's making quite a fuss. > Down to the redlight > With brightly burning headlight. > Now he steps upon the brake > And the van begins to shake, > And as the sparks begin to fly > You can hear the angels sing: > > <Chorus> > > And now the signal's green, > The other cars turn mean: > Honking on their honkers ... > It's enough to drive you bonkers ... > As they drive around the bus, > They all scream and point and cuss > Making references to your parentage > And causing quite a fuss! > > If the battery is under the front seat, > Where did they hide the fuse box? > Boom, boom > > <Chorus> > In the driveway overnight? > > If I had some money, I could really fix it right ... > Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday > Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night > > In the driveway overnight > > A dollar's worth a quarter and a nickel's worth a dime > We'd sing another chorus > But we haven't got the time > > In the driveway overniiiiiiiiiiiiight! > |
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