He had bell bottom denim trousers that were frayed at the leg You could barely see his birkenstocks He called every honey Meg He wore a black Nehru jacket with a picture of Gandi on the back He had a turbo Vanagon, and he filled his tank with Jack !
That fool was the terror of highway 101 Well, he never washed his face and he never combed his hair he had axle grease embedded underneath his fingernails on the muscle of his arm was a red tattoo a picture of a heart saying mother, i love you he had a pretty girlfriend by the name of Mary Lou but he treated her just like he treated all the rest and everybody pitied her and everybody knew he loved that doggone Westy more,,, than he liked to Sc*** !!! ;o) Mary Lou, poor girl, she pleaded and she begged him not to leave she said I've got a feeling if you travel tonight I'll grieve but her tears were shed in vain and her every word was lost in the rumble of a SVX and the smoke from his exhaust then he took off like the devil and there was fire in his eyes he said I'll go a thousand miles before the sun can rise. but he hit a screamin' diesel that was california-bound and when they cleared the wreckage, all that they found Was a ear marked Robert Bentley manual & a Ozric Tentacles CD, two hippy chicks he picked up hitch hikin" And the start of some disease!
But they couldn't find the Vanagon that took off like a gun and they never found the terror of high way 101 !!!
See ya on the road kids !!! ;o)
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