Date:         Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:15:11 -0500
Reply-To:     Jim Felder <jim.felder@GMAIL.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Jim Felder <jim.felder@GMAIL.COM>
Subject:      Re: Frydaye ... ok, how bout this one? :)
Comments: To: joel walker <uncajoel@bellsouth.net>
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Sick!

Jim (old enough to remember the tune)

On Fri, Oct 23, 2009 at 6:59 PM, joel walker <uncajoel@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> Does your Vanagon Lose Momentum
> In The Driveway Overnight?
> by Dr. Dem Intro
> (to the tune of Does your Chewing Gum lose its Flavor on the Bedpost
> overnight)
>
>  Oh-vee, oh-dub, so true,
>  Whoever can I sue?
>  Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
>  I've paid a lot of dough
>  To people who should know
>  The Answer to this question:
>  Must it sit or can it go?
>
>   Does your Vanagon lose momentum
>   In the driveway overnight?
>   When you crank it up next morning,
>   Does it struggle, spit, and fight?
>   Do you have to coax it gently
>   And make every shift just right?
>   Does your Vanagon lose momentum
>   In the driveway overnight?
>
>  There goes another bus.
>  It's making quite a fuss.
>  Down to the redlight
>  With brightly burning headlight.
>  Now he steps upon the brake
>  And the van begins to shake,
>  And as the sparks begin to fly
>  You can hear the angels sing:
>
> <Chorus>
>
>  And now the signal's green,
>  The other cars turn mean:
>  Honking on their honkers ...
>  It's enough to drive you bonkers ...
>  As they drive around the bus,
>  They all scream and point and cuss
>  Making references to your parentage
>  And causing quite a fuss!
>
>       If the battery is under the front seat,
>  Where did they hide the fuse box?
>  Boom, boom
>
> <Chorus>
>  In the driveway overnight?
>
>  If I had some money, I could really fix it right ...
>  Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
>  Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night
>
> In the driveway overnight
>
>  A dollar's worth a quarter and a nickel's worth a dime
>  We'd sing another chorus
>  But we haven't got the time
>
> In the driveway overniiiiiiiiiiiiight!
>