Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2011 19:05:55 -0400
Reply-To: ed donnen <spliced.surprise@GMAIL.COM>
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From: ed donnen <spliced.surprise@GMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: [F} Dwile Flonking
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alistar -
I'm not sure what he retained but clearly not the fact that Pettengale's
Sweep raises the Line of Velocity between 30 & 50 percent (with obvious
reduction to Beck's Coefficient) thus skewing Ould's Inclination, a move not
to be contemplated wearing jodhpurs. Mighten we forgive his sad lapse of
memory due to the incident wherein he mistook the Prince Consort's cat for a
pencil sharpener with "lamentable consequences"*? --paula
*I find no reference in Fettiplace to who, or what, suffered the "lamentable
consequences," but one can deduce aggregate memory loss of participants was
deemed unavoidable.
On Fri, Jul 8, 2011 at 6:07 PM, Alistair Bell <albell@shaw.ca> wrote:
> Paula,
>
> Venables Scrotum, "The Old Retainer", once said that in order to
> successfully execute a "Pettengale Sweep", the hazard must be cleared by a
> reverse involute coupled with a googly. Mind you he did wear jodhpurs whilst
> playing, as was his wont since his time with the Prince Consort's Own Rifle
> Brigade.
>
>
> alistair
>
>
>
>
>
> On 2011-07-08, at 2:38 PM, ed donnen wrote:
>
> > Alistair, Loren: I feel disadvantaged in this august company, so I turn
> my
> > keyboard over to me WIFE! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HAHHHHH...
> > (Somehow the mechanical laugh does not translate well into email.)
> >
> > Alas this anthropological footage of Dwile Flunking does tend to confuse
> > first time watchers into thinking "Trumpington’s Variation" has been
> > employed because of the angle of shooting. While historians naturally
> > disagree, the locals, after sufficient swagging, will confess they follow
> > Crossmead’s Spiral Regulations, the subtle object of which is to
> > successfully girt with a Widdershins Crossmead above the third toss in a
> > stable formation to provide full cross-planar tunneling. In advanced
> games
> > this occurs at quantum level which grants more tactical options then
> > employing a "Pettiplace," or the more deadly "Pettengale sweep." As for
> > poor Fettiplace, his seminal match against by Mrs. Trellis in the VWDFC
> (VW
> > Dwile Flunking Classic [German title totally untranslatable]), when she
> was
> > allowed an unimpeded Euro/Colonial Straddle causing his defeat and
> > subsequent defection to Suffolk. His form has slumped since, then , but
> > whose hasn’t?
> >
> > Paula
>
>
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