Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2011 02:05:58 +0000
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From: J Stewart <fonman4277@COMCAST.NET>
Subject: Re: Friday NVC: 29 LINES
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Best excuse when calling in sick to work: "There is something wrong with my eyes, I just don't see myself coming in to work today. " Jeff Stewart ----- Original Message -----
> TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
> 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
> he was God and I didn't.
> 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
> 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
> 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
> 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
> 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> 8.. Ea rth i s the insane asylum for the universe.
> 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
> 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
> medicine.
> 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
> 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
> 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
> 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
> 18.. Procrastinate Now!
> 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
> 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
> 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
> 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
> 24..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
> 25..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
> times the memory.
> 26..Ham and eggs .A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
> for a pig.
> 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
> 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson .
> 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
> Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
> Life is too short and friends are too few. Save the earth, it's the
> only planet with chocolate.
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