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Date:         Thu, 20 Dec 2012 10:58:49 -0500
Reply-To:     Marc Perdue <mcperdue@GMAIL.COM>
Sender:       Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From:         Marc Perdue <mcperdue@GMAIL.COM>
Subject:      Re: reviews of bus depot ezy awning plus
Comments: To: The Bus Depot <vanagon@busdepot.com>
In-Reply-To:  <210d01cddec8$3e8fcf50$bbaf6df0$@com>
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HIGH-larious!!!

On Thursday, December 20, 2012, The Bus Depot wrote:

> > I looked into that when I was trying to come up with something for my > van. > > That awning seemed a bit lightweight for the kind of strong winds and > storms I > > usually see at festivals when I'm camping. I have NO personal experience > with it, > > so my impressions may be wrong; you are smart to seek the counsel of > those > who > > have used them. > > > Allow me to reprint my favorite online review of the Ezy-Awning, from a > Samba thread... below ... if for the comedic value alone. (Although I do > take issue with the "hard to put up" comment. It's a very simple design, > basically two horizontal poles held together by an X brace. It takes me > less > than 10 minutes to put mine up.) > > - Ron Salmon > The Bus Depot, Inc. > www.busdepot.com > (215) 234-VWVW > > _____________________________________________ > Toll-Free for Orders by PART # : 1-866-BUS-DEPOT > > > > You'll end up like me. You'll think it's a pain in the butt to put up and > consider getting something else. > > But through six years of vicious hail storms, a collapse from heavy snow, > another collapse from rain collecting on one side (and me not paying enough > attention,) several instances of serious abuse from severe winds (Moab, Red > Rocks, Spanish Peaks,) festival hippies falling into the poles, drunk > campers tripping over the lines, near death by being too close to a > campfire, missing parts, bent poles, shock springs unwound, and whatever > else gets thrown at it, > > the damned thing won't die. It is possessed. > > It is the awning that NASA astronauts should take into outer space. Navy > Seals should use it for protection. It should be a refuge of last resort > for > hurricanes. We should all crouch underneath one in case of nuclear > armageddon. You could put it in a pen with a pissed-off gorilla > Samsonite-style and the gorilla would die of a stress-induced coronary > before the EZ Awning gave up. It's the awning they used in Kuwait to put > the > oil fires out during Desert Storm. It is the Chuck Norris, nay, the Keith > Richards of awnings. > > The army which carries the EZ Awning before it is...invincible. > > I never have really liked it, but we are attached for life. > > It will probably be used to shade the mourner(s) at my funeral, then be > buried with me. And I will still be bitching, from the grave, about what a > hassle it is to put up. >


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