Date: Wed, 14 Sep 94 7:29:12 PDT
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@vanagon.com>
From: Steve Johnson <sjohnson@pcocd2.intel.com>
Subject: Re: politically correct?!?
>
> Thanks you for your cerebrally-challenged diatribe of your recent
> locationally-challenged venture to Idaho with your botanical
> companion.
Dear Martha,
What?!? You actually read that stuff? Whaddya-mean locationally
challenged? Oh....you mean like the long exciting desert drive
maybe???
>Sounds like you spent a lot of time being
> vertically- and sobriety-deprived. As an x-chromosome-deficient
> person of mass, you should realize that most of us gyno-americans
> on the list might find your trip report attentionally-disabled,
> and metabolically-problematic with regard to activities such
> as talking cars, hiking, fishing, and other typical subjects
> that living mass persons with testosterone-poisoning find interesting.
> Speaking for other persons of gender, I think we would now all like
> to hear a little more about other parts/subjects of the trip
> which are not quite so electroencephalographically-flat. Someone
> who is as chronologically-gifted as you, ought to know that
> we fe-persons (womin?) like to hear about things like cooking,
> sewing, shopping, and interior decor of your vanagon.
The decor of my van? Sheesh, I thought since everyone new what
they looked like stock. Cooking? We made fajita's one night. ;)
Potatoes O'Brien (O'Brian?) one morning. Ate out alot. Ummmmm
Yea, cooking...yea isn't that where you put something in a pan
and heat it? ;) Well, maybe next time I'll do better.
Shopping? I bought a real cool McCall Microbrewery shirt. Oh Yeah
and another shirt in bend with a real cool picture of a snake
wrapped around a hikers leg that says "Take A Walk On The Wild
Side". Oops! More testosteroni spillage there...;) Linda picked
up some nice ones too, but a little more tilted toward the well-
X chomozone endowed. :).
Sewing hmmmm.... that's a tough one. I'll get back to you on that.
>
> Altogether, however, I'm glad that as you took this trip while
> being occupationally-deprived, that it was not a total
> incomplete success!..
>
> ;) /martha
>
> p.s.: The next time you decide to become in a relatively
> temporarily inert state, it would be interesting to hear
> more about any bouts of directional non-discrimination you
> undergo, and what you find of interest there....
>
Well Martha, me thinkest that you are spending way too much
time with your theasaurus and should get into your beasties
engine compartment and really find out where it's at! ;) ;) ;)
Cheers,
Steven
sjohnson@pcocd2.intel.com
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