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The Van of Aquarius
by Steve Spence  (Car and Driver, March 1992)

Like the Grateful Dead, the Volkswagen bus just keeps on truckin'.

A palpable buzz of electricity was in the air of the pretty, clapboard
towns surrounding Richfield Coliseum south of Cleveland, even though
the excitement ... a three-night stand by the cosmic old fogeys, the
Grateful Dead ... was still two days away.

The buzz began with the first wave of wiggy old Volkswagen buses that
began appearing on the suburban landscape.  Soon the local folks could
be seen leaning forward over the steering wheels of their cars,
squinting out at all the strange messages decorating the buses.  Look
at that bumper sticker, Glenda!
   "WE ALL LIVE DOWNSTREAM."
   "I NEED A MIRACLE."
   "MEAT STINKS."

The "Deadheads" had arrived, the camp followers of the middle-aged rock
group who will travel any distance to attend these mini-Woodstock
gatherings of their musical tribe.  They pulled their buses and vans
off roads near busy intersections and set up shop, hanging up tie-dyes
... sheets, shirts, hippie-style dresses, T-shirts, Grateful Dead
posters and paraphernalia, rastafarian hair-wraps ... on clotheslines.
Overnight, the landscape was transformed.  It was as if a traveling
sixties roadshow of gypsy hippies had come to town.

One supposes the locals appreciated the atmosphere of festival.  There
was a lot of grinning and shaking of their heads in local coffeeshops,
but it was all good-natured. (In the sixties, there would have been a
local brick-throwing contingent, for those gypsies brought with them
strange ideas and mind-expanding chemicals.)

The night before the Cleveland concert, some Deadheads, suited up in
their tie-dyed finery and sporting serious big hair and T-shirts with
messages like "Eat, Drink and See Jerry," appeared to drink beer and
eat among the locals at the nearby Winking Lizard Tavern, one of those
places that employ clean-cut college kids who have the exuberant look
of having experienced farm work.  You could feel the excitement, you
could even smell the perfume of patchouli in the barroom.

The bartender, a strapping college-age youth, was asked if he was going
to the concert.  He grinned widely.  "I was thinking of going," he said,
"but I'm kind of afraid it'd change my life."  A waitress his age heard
that, and laughed somewhat uneasily.  She understood what he meant;
strange ideas still have their allure, and there was always the
possibility of moral defection, the temptation to dump tired old values.
Who among these nineties kids had not heard stories of the wicked
sixties, the sexual revolution, the Age of Aquarius?

So while the bartender laughed it off, maybe he considered the vague
possibility of being overcome by a strange emotion to drop out, to buy
a beat-up VW bus for $500, to toss in a mattress, a hot plate, and a
portable fridge, and to head off after the Grateful Dead.  What a trip!
Thousands of Deadheads do just that, and they manage to make a living
in the process.

VW buses and other provacative forms of wierd transport were everywhere:
lined up behind filling stations, parked in vacant lots and behind
motels, and, most of all, jammed into a nearby state-park campground.
Down in that park, the Age of Aquarius had returned.

The VW bus has gone by many names ... Microbus, Panel Van, Kombi,
Crew Cab, Camper, Station Wagon, Vanagon ... but it is the simplest van,
the bus, built between 1949 and '79, that has been the vehicle of choice
for those who have turned their backs on convention, or those who have
wished to make personal statements about their values via their mode of
transport.

The VW bus, like the Beetle, has been a "negative status symbol" for
most of its 42 years ... plain as a brick, simple as a lawnmower, slow
as glue, cheap to buy, cheap to run, and cheap to fix, it has hauled
a lot of people (and surfboards) around in a style that DISDAINS style.
If you're a Deadhead, it's not just a vehicle ... it's home.

Something on the order of 6.7 million VW buses have been built since
1949.  Oddly enough, the idea for this simple "hauler" was not hatched
in VW's Wolfsburg plant in Germany, but in the head of an ambitious
Dutchman named Ben Pon, who saw the potential of VW after the war and
was to become an early exporter of its products (he personally brought
the first Beetle to America).

Pon thought VW needed to offer more than just the Beetle, and with a
simple sketch in a spiral notebook that is now a museum artifact at
Wolfsburg, he drew a rendering of what he had in mind.

Pon's idea so captivated Heinz Nordhoff, the late head man at VW, that
to launch the bus in 1950 he had to cut back on production of the Beetle
at a time when Volkswagen could not keep up with orders for its
inexpensive car.  It was called the "Type 2" (Type 1 being the Beetle).
Nordhoff and Pon had guessed correctly ... by the mid-fifties, VW had
to build a plant in Hanover just to build the Type 2s.  Eventually the
homely hauler would be sold in 140 countries.

Imagine a 2300-pound van that promised to carry as many as nine people
but was propelled ... hardly the right word ... by a 25-horsepower
engine!  By 1962, when the one-millionth "Bully" (named for its bulldog,
workhorse stance) came off the line, its output had been increased to
34 hp and it finally got a syncronized transmission.

VW offered its bus in countless configurations, with varying interior
heights and bed plans and door arrangements.  American buyers, who had
to get up to speed on freeways, soon got a model with a 1.5-liter,
42-horsepower engine.  (Still, it was an adventure to be hit by a gust
of wind in a VW bus while crossing the Golden Gate Bridge.)  The first
major facelift came in 1967; the two-piece windshield was replaced by
a single pane, its nose was flattened, and the doors, which had opened
like those on a barn, were now sliding.  The VW bus craze in this
country reached its peak in 1969, with a record 65,069 sold that year.
More minor facelifts continued, and in 1972, a bus arrived with a
Porsche 914 engine.  The following year, an automatic transmission was
offered.  In 1974, the Hanover plant was able to build an astounding
1200 buses in a single day, and sales went over the four-million mark.

The modern-day bus, the Vanagon, appeared in 1979.  It now had an
all-wheel-drive model and a squared-off, all-business front.  It was the
best bus ever made, but it had lost its goofy charm.  Sales that had
begun to slide in the seventies slipped even further in the eighties
(5147 in 1989).  The heyday of the VW bus was over.

John Hollander, who goes by the name of Emmett and is just 23, had
parked his '77 VW bus behind a truck stop among a crazy quilt of
Deadhead vehicles, including a couple of converted yellow school buses
reminiscent of Ken Kesey's Merry Prankster' bus of sixties psychecdelic
fame ("Positive Vibrations," it announced).  Kids roamed through the
area, girls in muslin tie-dyes, and Jerry Garcia's voice boomed forth
from the open doors of cars.  Hollander had driven all the way from
Seattle, and he was digging around inside looking for something;  the
inside of his bus looked like a twister had visited it recently.  His
hair was wild in rastafarian fashion, and he was slight of build,
looking as if he hadn't spent much time eating.

The bus was painted a flat white, as if he'd done it with a paintbrush.
The entire bus was covered with hand prints in various bright colors.
Emmett is a budding entrepreneur learning the tie-dye ropes.  It has not
been all gravy.  At a Denver concert of the Dead, "the cops busted me
for vending without a license.  They took twenty shirts off me.  I went
home with $4."  It's not easy being a Deadhead, although Emmett did not
want to be described as one.

"What's the deal with the hand prints?" he was asked.  "Well, I had a
stencil of a hand, so ..."  He thinks for a moment.  What was his
purpose? "... so, I figured I'd put a black hand on one side, and, well,
it just went from there."

Like a lot of the independent thinking Deadheads, he gave me an answer
that had the ring of Zen when I ask what it is he likes about his bus,
which has a rebuilt engine and cost him $2000.  "Uh, I kind of liked
the idea of an air-cooled engine, you know?"

We wished him luck, and headed off for the park campground.  A long
gravel road led finally to a gated checkpoint, where we paid a $10 fee
to get in.  "Are there any Deadheads down there?" we asked a young
woman wearing a khaki uniform and a Smokey the Bear hat.  She rolled her
eyes around in her head, like it was a question not worth answering.

Coming down the hill's incline to a meadow where the tribe of Deadheads
suddenly came into view, where Grateful Dead music filled the air, I was
somehow reminded of Custer, and how he must have felt so momentarily
strange coming upon the sight of an entire nation of Sioux camped at the
Little Big Horn.  It is reflexive upon seeing a sight like this to utter
Christ's first name, though not in vain.  "Jesus."

The first VW bus that caught my eye belonged to Anthony Vanderford of
Casper, Wyoming.  Vanderford, who was 20, had been following the Dead
since high-school graduation two and a half years ago.  He had set up
a table with all sorts of things for sale, and tie-dyed sheets were
pinned to trees forming a canopy above his bus.

The cheerful Vanderford invited me to look inside the bus.  Poking out
from under a pile of bedding and clothing was a sleeping woman's head.
There was a sink and a stove and a refrigerator and running water, and
a series of bunk beds.  "It's a little home.  It's got everything you
need," he said proudly.  Meanwhile, some potential customers poked over
his goods.  But these were Deadhead camp followers like himself, and I
wondered out loud if it was possible to sell stuff to other Deadheads,
who were in the same business.  He gave me a cosmic grin, like the
whole thing was a mystery to him, too.  "I know what you're saying, but
I've only been here a couple of hours and I've already made two hundred
dollars!"

I came upon Conrad and Dan Neil, brothers from Manitoba, Canada.  Conrad
was selling exotic posters for $10 each.  This was Dan's third concert,
but his brother had traveled to 30 of them.  Asked what it is about the
Dead's music that he found so alluring, Conrad had to think a moment.
Finally he said, "The feel, man.  It talks to you.  It's a natural high,
and everybody's calm.  I like the calmness of it."  An upholsterer by
trade, Conrad had a fine '78 bus loaded with amenities.  He summed up
his affection for it:  "It can sleep six and it's great on gas.  What
else can I say?  The guy I bought it from wanted $5000, but I got it
for $3600.  You can't beat that."

But in fact Jeff Johns of Pottstown, Pennsylvania, who was parked fifty
feet away, beat that.  His '73 bus cost him $475 just five months
earlier.  Okay, it wasn't as nice as Conrad's.  Johns, 20, a cycle
mechanic "on and off," said he bought the bus from a Czech who "buys
them, fixes them up and sells them."  The Czech, it turned out, wasn't
setting any entrepreneurial records.  "He bought this van for $400, and
he was asking $550 for it.  We told him our situation, which basically
was we don't have any money.  So he sold it to us for $475."

Intrigued by an old '72 bus with a humorous protective vinyl bra
strapped over its nose, I came around the back and ran into Angie
Padgett, who would be, hands down, The Prettiest Freckled Girl in the
World were there ever such a contest.  She was posing for a picture
when her boyfriend, Steve Yatson, showed up.  They are both in their
early twenties, and he'd given up the yuppie lifestyle to follow the
Dead for awhile, learning tie-dying.

"I went from a Porsche 944 to this," he said laughing, amused by his own
change of lifestyle.  "I paid $400 for this bus, but I did tons of work
on it."  Angie said, "At some places, if you've got problems with your
bus, there are mechanics around who will work for beer."  Yatson said,
"I used to sell construction materials, and did very well. But you can
make money here, too."  Pointing to a tie-dyed sheet he'd made that was
draped over his van, he said, "That sheet cost about $2 to make, and we
sell it for $35."  It was clear that for Angie and Steve, this was a
temporary lark.  "I'm going to have to do the real-life thing again
pretty soon."  Sometime soon he will be headed for college in San Jose,
California.

We wandered around, and I was reminded of a conversation I had with
Blair Jackson, a Dead historian from Berkeley, California, who puts out
a periodical of Grateful Dead lore called The Golden Road.  "The
Volkswagen bus is the cheap warhorse vehicle of the seventies.  There's
a whole iconography of the Dead and the VW."  I had to look that up.
It means the images and pictures that become the symbols that describe
a culture.  "The Dead has a tradition of taking traditional items from
the culture and then twisting them ... in a friendly way.  Like <a
description of> Calvin and Hobbes, only they're smoking a bong or doing
nitrous oxide."  Just then I saw a Charlie Brown T-shirt, with Charlie's
head ballooned to watermelon size, make him "Cosmic Charlie."  Another
shirt declared, "Bo Knows Jerry."  A Disney-like theme park reads,
"Deadheadland."

No one, including the Grateful Dead, now in their 26th year, can quite
explain their popularity.  Says leader Jerry Garcia:  "Here we are,
we're getting into our fifties, and where are these people who keep
coming to our shows coming from?  What do they find fascinating about
these middle-aged bastards playing basically the same thing we've
always played?  I mean, what do 17-year olds find fascinating about
this? ... So what is it about the 1990s in America?  There must be a
dearth of fun out there in America.  Or adventure.  Maybe that's it:
maybe we're just one of the last adventures in America.  I don't know."

Blair Jackson says there's a "sense of adventure" to it.  "It's rock 'n'
roll with a bit of country-western.  And blues.  Actually, it's like a
jazz band ... they never play the same set twice.  They have such a
large body of music ... probably 110 to 120 songs at any given time.
They played six shows in the Bay Area, and during all that, they
repeated just one song ...'Promised Land.' "

Whatever the case, in the first half of 1991, Dead concerts grossed
$20 million.  Their average take per show, according to Pollstar, a
firm that reports on the music industry, was more than $1.1 million,
or nearly twice that of the summer's second biggest touring act, Guns
'n Roses.  The Dead played nine nights in New York's Madison Square
Garden, three in Cleveland, and six at Boston Garden ... and all of
them were sold-out performances.

"We didn't invent the Grateful Dead," says Garcia.  "The crowd invented
the Grateful Dead.  We were just in line to see was what was going to
happen."

Like the popularity of the VW bus, it defies explanation.