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Date:         Mon, 31 Oct 1994 07:57:34 -0800
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From:         nrubin@s1.csuhayward.edu (martha rubin)
Subject:      Halloween chat

It's Halloween, everyone! (SOMEONE has to do this, right?...)

Groaners -

Q: What is Dracula's favorite holiday? A: Fangsgiving!

Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold? A: Coffin Drops!

Q: Why didn't Dracula get married? A: He never met a nice Ghoul!

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius? A: Pumpkin pie!

Q: What did the father ghost say to the little ghost? A: Don't spook until you are spooken to!

Q: Why did the Cyclops have to close his school? A: Because he only had one pupil!

Q: Qhy did Frankenstein go to see a psychiatrist? A: He thought he might have a screw loose!

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have? A: A Bloodhound!

Q: Where did they put Dracula when he was arrested? A: In a red bloodcell!

Q: Why did the vampire quit the baseball team? A: They would only let him be BAT boy!

Q: Why was the wife happy on Halloween nite? A: Because her husband was a-goblin' ;)


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